Membership Criteria

The two criteria are a liking of Real Ale and an odd sense of humour...and an ability to drink like a fish ¹ ....

The three critera are a liking of  Real Ale and an odd sense of humour...an ability to drink like a fish...and an almost fanatical disregard of Mozart....

The four...no... Amongst the criteria....

Amongst the criteria...are such elements as a liking of  Real Ale, an odd sense of humour...


Please go away and come in again and see if we can get it right.

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Notes:

• 1 :   The size of fish obviously varies: For example Doug has the drinking capacity of a small fish such as gold fish, whereas Simon's capacity is probably more like that of a Marlin or a Tuna.